Philip Burton 09/02/2008 Mister Rolph, at The Crazy Golf gave us two proper clubs, two shiny golf balls, with a hearty, No trouble at all! First hole was a tap-in for clever-clog sister who couldn't resist a laugh when I shot off the matting! Second hole was a stroll for Hazel, my sister. Her ball went went clean at the wall where there was a gap in. My ball got nowhere at all. It bounced off the wall and came back in its tracks. I felt such a fool! Third hole has a trap in that caught me napping. But Hazel was able and stood there clapping! The fourth is all nipping round bends and then whipping round corners, then, in off the lip, I won! Hazel quipped. Next hole, balls tip in a ditch with a witch in then flip upside down in an ivory tower. Hazel waved hers in but my shot went sour! The sixth has a ship in. You aim for the funnel. Hazel went down it. I'd like to drown it! Holes number Seven and Eight my sister thinks are great. She likes Nine as well where her ball rang a bell. I made up my mind (I get hugely determined) that Hole Number Ten I would win, and so end my terrible run of bad luck. But my shot hit a tree then the Crazy Man's knee then bounced in my mouth and there it is stuck - a souvenir of the Crazy Golf tee!